2010. dec. 3.
] HELIX linked to CHRONOS. Accessing hololog archives. Standby...
Log0.25 (PRO-LOG): The Courtship of Nurse Ratknee
Nurse Julia Ratknee reports to CHRONOS, the hospital's central computer, for a routine "confessional" and performance evaluation. Although her requests for a promotion and to have her rival, Nurse Barbara Arbara, struck down hard are denied, it becomes clear CHRONOS has plans for her. BIG plans. Especially since Ratknee has been hurtin' for her own baby...
Log1: Happiest Surgeon in Space
On the eve of his wedding to the lovely Nurse Barbara, Dr. Philip Goode's battlewear disorder after a wild destruction spree with a draco saucer squad couldn't have come at a way worse time. And Chief Surgeon Snead's venture into xenosurgery to impress admin assistant Maggie Morningstar shows, as battlefrenzy- and draco-related hallucinations, in spite of Goode's selfmedication, erupt time after time...
Log2: Day of the X
It HAD to be Christmastime, of all the times in this upside-down universe, to have Proxima Centauri's solar flaring rock Space Hospital... and Ratknee into labor. The question is this: how in blazes are you supposed to enjoy the holidays when you have a trio of annoying gift-bearing draco kings to deal with and help a nurse deliver her baby?
By the way, Seasons Greetings from the boys 'n girls 'n aliens from Space Hospital!
Log3: I, Manbot
(Log recorded before a live studio audience. This'll be interesting...)
Last time, in Space Hospital, as recorded in CHRONOS' holovid archives:
Ratknee, although it was a side-splittingly tough case, successfully gave birth to her baby... which is, much to her despair, recorded as a CYBORG...
Galactic tennis star Lindsay Austin arrives at Space Hospital for some game-changing bionics... and gets a crush on the hospital's xenosurgeon, Omacron. Meanwhile, Nurse Ratknee’s sorrow can't be any worse as her robot-baby is yanked away from her - because of freakishly accelerated growth rates. And there's Lenny the lovable robot to sow some salt into injury with a custody-suing. Meanwhile, the robot-baby in the rad-room grows WAY out of control into a handsome but childish cyborg, of which newly-bionic tennis star Austin falls in love with him at first sight.
Will it be happily-ever-after for these freakish lovers?
2010. nov. 20.
2010. okt. 29.
2010. aug. 14.
] Booting HELIX opsys... 100% - opsys running
] Welcome to HELIX Genesoft, User Lévai József, species terran.
This MAY indeed come as a BIG surprise to you, boys 'n girls, human and alien and machine, but it is indeed true that Maxis, the men 'n women behind SPORE, Godgame history in the making, and EA, who brought you the hit Sci-Fi Actionventure series Mass Effect by Bioware, have indeed concieved and inseminated the egg of an upcoming Sci-Fi DNAction (heh. First Creatiolutionism, now THIS.) game, codename: DARKSPORE.
I pray to Spode Almighty it won't be no dissapointment.
Imagine yourself into the future. Imagine a race of unrivaled hitech gengineers, the Crogenitors, roaming the galaxy for untold eons, gengineering experiments of generations transforming them from zeroes to galactic heroes, from clay to sculptor. Imagine them creating the 5 Genesis Categories: Plasma, Quantum, Cyber, Bio, and Necro. Imagine the all-changing discovery of Exponential DNA (E-DNA), used to weaponize life itself, and breed an army of who we now know as genetic heroes.
Then imagine, with the accidental unleashing of the Darkspore, a genetic nightmare beyond all forms of control, all bio-heck breaking loose.
That's where you, a fugitive, and your squads of reconstructed (and sometimes original) Living Weapons, come in to jump into the fray and disinfect the galaxy of the Darkspore and its agents and mutated horrors before the whole galaxy becomes one big quarantine zone. But of course, you're not the only fugitive in this side of the galaxy, as this game really, REALLY comes to life playin' co-op, online. Though a fugitive has to do it solo sometimes.
And if you're feelin' extra nasty today, engage in combat with other fugitives' living weapon collections in player VS player mode... provided your gengineered squads are bored and there ain't no bad guy to squish into gibs when they need 'em.
As anticipation - and preparation - for this upcoming genetic masterpiece coming next year Feburary, some SPORE users made recreations of the Living Weapons featured in previews and Comic Con 2010... while I took a whole diff' path and bred terran LWs, just to be safe. Lessee who we have here... Pyros, Reaper, SaniTek, Titan, Chronos... yup, all here. Truly, this would be my vision of a Genetic Age of Earth... oh. And I would treat each and every LW as family, just as any sane HERCommander would treat their Bioderms.
And as conclusion, here's the link with the teaser to drive the point home.
Until then, fellow SPORErs... keep on creatin', evolvin' and adventurin'. (Though I am more of a creator than an evolver, and why should I bother playing God? The crogenitors did - and just LOOK at this resulting galactic quarantine we're in now. That's what you get when you play God, I guess.)
] Logout and System Shutdown command issued.
] Thank you for choosing and using HELIX. The only choice in creating Living Weapons.